Not exactly autobiographical — I got a few standard piercings a month ago (for the record, they hurt roughly three times as much as a papercut in duration and magnitude), and I recently felt the itch to maybe add one more. This was the immediate resulting train of thought.
Seriously, Marvel, do you really need to designate all your evil henchmen by giving them lip piercings and full body tattoo coverage and stripper boots and leather short shorts over fishnets? Even the dudes? Especially the dudes?